Thursday, April 15, 2010
Lessons from Sherkhan: How to make your humans listen to you
Today I will talk about how you can make your humans listen to you when they are busy....
1. Meow. Meow hard. Meow angry. Meow pleady... just meow away. More often than not- meows work like magic on humans- just remember ‘they love you’ and meow away! Also remember to look the most innocent while you do that; very important.
2. Sometimes meows don’t work. Sometimes humans need to do their stuff, and they try to ignore you. But remember- they feel guilty while they do that... use it. Keep on walking between their feet; keep on rubbing your body to their feet. Be persistent, don’t let it go.
3. If all else fails- sit on their feet while they are trying to walk away, practice your purrs too while you're at it. I guarantee you- if they love you enough (and chances are, they do... I mean, c’mon how can they NOT love us?), it will work!
With this, I end today’s lesson. Leave a meow in the comments letting me know how you go with it. Okay?
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