"How to make sure that the humans cannot flee while you are sleeping"
As the following photo would explain the tactic more clearly than words:
[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Captivation Lesson"][/caption]
Some more tips while we are at it (see the above photo for reference):
1. Make sure to look cute and cuddly so that the human (Mama, in this case) is sufficiently distracted from the fact that she is being captivated by a kitten.
2. Torch your eyes to frighten away potential distractors (Papa, in this case).
I'd say that it works as I am successful in keeping the humans under control for the last two days.
Try it, may be?